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See you in the poor house! Santa knows you were a bad girl this year, but that's okay… I heard he was looking for another ho. Hope your Christmas is full of candy canes, gingerbread cookies, and spiked eggnog that's strong enough to kill a reindeer. Ah Christmas… the holiday centered around an old man and his big sack.
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40 Funny Christmas Card Sayings and Messages Ah, the time of year that starts with decking the halls with boughs of holly and quickly devolves to wanting to deck your family members with fists of fury.
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Merry Christmas, dear. May the calories of Christmas disappear by the New Year. Happy holidays! Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not! Christmas is all about spending time with good people.
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- Ginjas! (We never get tired of this Christmas holiday joke!) Christmas is Claus for celebration! It's the most wine-derful time of the year. This holiday season let us treasure what is truly important in all our lives, the reason for the season: your Cookies. You know those commercials where the present is a brand new car with a big red bow?
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Messages 125 Cute and Funny Christmas Messages that Impress Editor September 26, 2022 Christmas is a time to be with family and friends, enjoy the festivities, and celebrate the spirit of giving. Looking for some funny Christmas messages to send to your friends and family this holiday season?
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Funny Christmas wishes and messages 🙂 I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any "presents" on your lawn! Merry Christmas! 🙂 I wish for your holidays to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations - but hopefully not big credit card bills!
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100 Funny Christmas Quotes 1. "I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, 'So does the guy I stole it from.'" — David.
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Merry Christmas! May your credit card bills be as low as your Christmas spirit. Ho Ho Ho! Have a very merry Christmas, or as Santa says, "happy holidays at the only time of the year I work.". May Santa fill your stocking with gift cards, the only presents that say, "I have no idea what you like.".
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Table of Contents Funny Merry Christmas Wishes Here are a few of our favorite funny Christmas wishes. I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wishing you a happy Christmas! Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow.
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Use it wisely! Santa's list just confirmed what I already knew - I'm getting coal this year for marrying you! Merry Christmas! I've hidden your present where you'll never find it - right where you left your keys. To my loving husband/boyfriend: May your Christmas be as relaxed as you are on weekends. Merry Christmas!
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Find: Merry Christmas Wishes for Friends. Funny Christmas Messages. 1. I wish you hit the jackpot tonight for wealth, health, and happiness to take you through the New Year! 2. Sending you a train loaded with good wishes! Merry Christmas! 3. Christmas is not only about Thanksgiving, it's also about having fun, and eating as much as you can.
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Are you short on time? Check out the editor's favorite funny Christmas card messages. For family: "In case I don't see you this Christmas, here are the answers to a few questions I know you would have asked… No. I am still not married, have no boyfriend, and yes I still have that shitty job. Merry Christmas." For friends: "Happy Holidays!
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14. "A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn't get into a single argument all day." —Melanie White. 15. "There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son.
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Here are some funny Christmas wishes, messages, and quotes: "Wishing you a Christmas so merry, you'll be on the naughty list for laughing too hard!" "May your Christmas tree be as lit as your grandma's after a few glasses of eggnog!" "This Christmas, calories don't count. So eat, drink, and be merry - next year's resolution can handle it!"
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Winston Spear "At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional." - Robert Godden This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it's better than all the other ones. Guy Endore Kaiser My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running.
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— Home Alone It's hard to buy you something for Christmas when you got everything you ever wanted when you married me. [ find the card here!] In a world full of Grinches, just be a Griswold. — National Lampoon Why is Christmas just like a day in the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.